Norwood streets are festooned with her absurd pieties and generalised tosh blowing n the wind because her paid-for lackeys can’t do a simple task like putting a leaflet through a door.

Even better: why don’t New Labour do a better job of governing and indeed why don’t they stop telling lies. Then they might have some volunteers to do the job for them instead of having to milch from the taxpayers yet again.

That having been said, she does have Tony Blair’s garden parties to attend.